Sunday, February 9, 2014

Physical English Training

*Terrible English by PT Sir in d School:-

1) There is No Wind in d Football,

2) I talk, He talk, Why U Middle Middle talk..?

3) Now U Rotate d Ground 4 Times,

4) U go & Understand d Tree,

5) I'll give U a Slap,

6) Bring Ur Parents & Ur Mother & especially Ur Father,

7)Close d Window AirForce is Coming,

8) I have 2 Daughters & Both r Girls,

9) Stand in a Straight Circle,

10) Shiv Ur pant Today Only,

11) Confirm Ur Parents & Go,

12) On d Sports Day Girls'll Sol d Vatana & Bring,

13) Go to Toilet,Throw d Water,Need not to Wash Room & Come Fast Running,

14) No Masti,No Shinking,No Khajwing Here & There,

15) Aawaj Niche,
Please Give Me Shanti, Quickly,

16) Close Ur Eyes & Open Ur Babas,

17) Go Slowly on d Stairs ComeOn Fast,

18) Close Ur Post Office,
Letter is Coming Outside,

19) Shanti Dev & Aanandi Bhut Sit on 1 Bench,

20) Dhokle & Takle Why HairCut is not Cut...?

21) Close Ur eyes & Open Ur Babas...
Terrible English  ����

1) There is no wind in the football.. ��
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?. ��
3) You rotate the ground 4 times.. ��
4) You go and understand the tree. ����
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks.. ��
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. ����
7) Close the window airforce is coming. ��
8) I have two daughters and both are girls.. ����
9) Stand in a straight circle.. ��
10) Don't stand in front of my back ������
11) Why Haircut not cut..? ����
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor ������
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here? ��
14) You talking bad habit ��
15) Give me a red pen of any colour. ����
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink? ����
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin. ��
18) Both of u stand together separately. ����
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!
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*KedarSir*